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spoiling for a fight, see me. i love getting all excited and arguing about things that don’t matter.

when a civilian deploys a hummer on a public street the local population should have the right to overthrow it.

a friend of mine is now a hero of mine after asking his boss for less responsibility at work so he could spend more time with his son.

i’m not comfortable with how anxious the religeous are to introduce me personally to their maker.

if you have to raise and fold your arms to fit in to the wedge of a revolving door – you should be on a diet.

i would never give my kid up for adoption, but i am curious what i could get for them on ebay.

q: what is left behind when federal funds are withdrawn from schools not meeting the new testing standards?
a: a child

a lot of naked men don’t understand why there are towels lying all about locker rooms.

cleveland’s weather is the definition of sad (seasonal affective disorder)

mean # of cloudy days: 202
mean # of partly cloudy days: 97
mean # of clear days: 66
winter 2002/3 inches of snow: 101

when shopping at maternity clothiers, the sales assistants say at least these two things to you: “let me know if you need any help” and “the rest room is over there”.