ironically, the same day i turned away a disabled beggar on my way to lunch, the restaurant for no apparent reason gave me a free meal.

why is there dandruff on the raisins in raisin bran?

when i was a child i often heard “you can do whatever you want with your life” and within reason i have believed it. unfortunately as i’ve grown in to an adult, i have yet to figure out what “whatever” is…

there is only one thing i hate about the beginning of summer and thats how long the wait is until its ski season again.

happy memorial day. (in case you haven’t figured it out yet, there are no ideas of the day on weekends or holidays)

you got to love the women in the admin pool accessorizing low iq’s with knee high boots, short skirts and tight blouses.

how can anyone in this country even consider criticizing al-jazeera given the slanted coverage coming out of fox news?

as a hiring manager i’m shocked at how often prospective candidates will make a claim of expertise in a subject they can neither spell correctly on their resume or speak about when asked.

10 days = the average length of time it takes my public email address to filter out 1000 junk mail messages.

“i loathe the uneducated mass and keep them away from me” -horace, carmina. not an original thought of mine, but certainly one i agree with a lot.

my wife succinctly characterized my competitive nature the other night when she told some friends “matthew always comes home from tennis with two scores, one is the actual score, the other is what the score should have been”.

the next time i hold a minority opinion at work i’m going to try fleeing to a hotel in oklahoma and see if that sways anyone’s opinion and if i can continue to get paid – call it the texas representative stratagem.