who does walmart think its fooling by rounding up the neighborhood misfits and tossing a ‘how can i help you’ vest over their shoulders?
previous: July 2003
|idea of the day||2003.07.31|
|idea of the day||2003.07.30|
i’d tell you that i’m not superstitious but then its much harder to explain why i didn’t want to purchase any baby paraphernalia too early so as to not jinx the pregnancy.
|idea of the day||2003.07.29|
i was remiss yesterday in not congratulating lance armstrong on his monster fifth straight win of the tour de france, and to jan ullrich who kept it interesting til the last.
|idea of the day||2003.07.28|
how is it possible that i’m not the number one hit on a google search for feldt?
|idea of the day||2003.07.25|
the best thing since you got your peanut butter in my chocolate – the vw beetle and ipod.
|idea of the day||2003.07.24|
one of the most irresponsible diet fad slogans yet – “tired of difficult or dangerous exercises?”
|idea of the day||2003.07.23|
i’m certain that if my finger touches the soft spot at the crown of a newborn’s head it will poke through to their chin.
|idea of the day||2003.07.22|
i find it disturbing, in a deliverance kind of way, to hear a grown man call his wife “mother”.
|idea of the day||2003.07.21|
to date, my favorite question asked of the computer guys – “am i damaging my four year old by only exposing him to microsoft windows?” i’ll let you infer their response…
|idea of the day||2003.07.18|
i can’t wait until i’m an old codger and am in no hurry to get anywhere.
|idea of the day||2003.07.17|
can you believe that f.l.k. (funny looking kid) is an actual medical diagnosis?
|idea of the day||2003.07.16|
matthew: can you listen to a radio on your motorcycle?
co-worker: nope, its just you and your philosophy.