its great nostalgic fun to share stories of the television shows you grew up with unless you were the geek on the block who’s favorite show was ultraman.

i’m pretty sure there is an incremental point just beyond being able to move everything you own in the back seat of a car where you decide you might as well stay where you are.

the number of our pregnant friends who had due after us but delivered before us: all of them.

under the heading of too ridiculous to make up, fox news has accused the spanish channel of biased coverage of the california recall election for not leading its review of candidates with a story on arnold.

yesterday was the first year anniversary of marriage to my wonderful wife natalie. and the crowd goes “awww, isn’t that sweeet”.

almost all of my bad dreams in some way involve plummeting from a cliff except for this single recurring nightmare of sitting in an empty tub that suddenly becomes porous while all these little snickering gnomes attempt to pull me through the holes in to… i never find out because i always wake up.

when a judge in the darkness of night installs an idol to his faith in a public building and then refuses to remove it after losing a federal court case, not only should the idol and the judge be removed from the state supreme court but every case the zealot has presided over should be reviewed since he is obviously not capable of discerning the law from his own religious ideology.

my email client & word processing spell checker both say aint aint a word, but are perfectly happy with ain’t.

i’m still not sure the water in cleveland smells right.

in the battle of technology magazine cover mascots, my wife gives a decisive nod to tux over duke.

the “congratulations” you receive from a dealer after negotiating a new car purchase feels more like a celebration of surviving the process than of acquiring a cool new toy.