i clean the inside of an ice cream tub like a coke addict scrapes a mirror or scours a carpet.
previous: September 2003
|idea of the day||2003.09.30|
|idea of the day||2003.09.29|
if people reacted with as much excitement and pleasure when they met each other as they do when they see a newborn, the world would be a much better place.
|idea of the day||2003.09.26|
when i asked why we changed dish soaps i was told because the new brand was green. i should have known as much since thats how natalie picks filling stations as well – it has to have a green sign.
|idea of the day||2003.09.25|
…and the winner of “the best political and social satire comic strip” goes to boondocks – says me.
|idea of the day||2003.09.24|
sometimes keeping up this web site makes me feel like i need counseling.
|idea of the day||2003.09.23|
sometimes keeping up this web site makes me feel like a teenage girl.
|idea of the day||2003.09.22|
three days before even the beginning of autumn we have turned on the heat in cleveland to keep from shivering at night.
|idea of the day||2003.09.19|
if you were to watch me wrap a present you would swear that lives were at stake.
|idea of the day||2003.09.18|
my favorite hl mencken quote “no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the american people”. and it happens to be the only hl mencken quote i know…
|idea of the day||2003.09.17|
it may feel like work later, but the first time i gave my two week old son a bath was huge fun.
|idea of the day||2003.09.16|
the first and second time i lost my employee access card it was replaced with a brand new one. this last time i got one that looks like it spent the last ten years scraping sludge off the sides of sewer walls. i would have responded to a much more subtle message.
|idea of the day||2003.09.15|
when i look around at the various members of my family i wonder how much time is left until i join them in flying over the cuckoo’s nest.