gone shopping – not!
previous: November 2003
|idea of the day||2003.11.28|
|idea of the day||2003.11.27|
ever since i discovered you could fry a turkey i have been waiting for someone who cooks turkey this way to invite me over and its definitely not too early for me to consider a dinner invitation for next year – happy thanksgiving.
|idea of the day||2003.11.26|
i can remember a time when i thought i was very smart, but i’ve gotten over that and realized everyone else is just dumb.
|idea of the day||2003.11.25|
when i went through and deleted all the messages that backed up on our answering machine i noticed everyone that calls us greets the machine with “hey!”
|idea of the day||2003.11.24|
ever since the beginning of the year tomorrow has been the day i was going to start working out and getting back to pre-wedding conditioning.
|idea of the day||2003.11.21|
even worse, the young foreign au pairs whose applications feature a picture of themselves decked out in a prom dress obviously don’t understand all the images that stirs up in an american man’s mind.
|idea of the day||2003.11.20|
the young foreign au pairs whose applications feature a picture of themselves decked out in a prom dress obviously don’t understand all the images that stirs up in an american woman’s mind.
|idea of the day||2003.11.19|
when over the weekend our house was the only one on the block to loose power i immediately asked “what the hells wrong with the electric company”, natalie asked “do you think we’re being set up to be axed murdered?”
|idea of the day||2003.11.18|
my favorite aunt, the same one who called triple-a to unlock her keys from the car even though one of the car windows was down, is coming from oklahoma to share her unique brand of humor with my home today.
|idea of the day||2003.11.17|
its a guinness world record that the best selling non-copyrighted book in the world is the book guinness world records.
|idea of the day||2003.11.14|
yesterday there were 50mph winds in cleveland so when my wife called me at work i was expecting to hear we had lost another old tree not that she was locked out of the house because a door had blown closed behind her.
|idea of the day||2003.11.13|
is cramming as much food as is physically possible in to your mouth at a single time a sign of an eating disorder?