i know its npr and supposed to be high minded and all, but can you really call it a sportscast if your coverage is only of the scabble all*stars and the rock paper scissors international world championship.

working for a bank means not working today – happy veteran’s day.

according to the usda i’m supposed to eat five to nine servings a day of fruit and vegetables but the environmental working group tells me these foods are loaded with pesticides, so i guess the only safe thing to do is eat ice cream at each meal since i can’t win anyway.

the difference between a liberal and conservative is that a conservative believes they will sway you to their opinion by sharing with you what they think and a liberal believes they will sway you to their opinion by sharing with you what a conservative thinks.

it’s great to have lebron james in town so that instead of silently losing to all the other nba teams the winless cavaliers get spanked on national coverage.

if i had become a parent even one minute before i did, i’m certain i would have been a complete failure and now i’m guessing it will be some eighteen years before determining if i wasn’t anyway.

today is election day and i get to vote for something my wife actually worked to promote – the domestic partner registry in cleveland heights.

the garden patch in my backyard is so inhospitable to plant life that even weeds won’t grow there.