over the weekend we rented the video rosewood and i was amazed to watch hollywood take one of the darkest events in american history, add a love story and spin a happy ending to it.

my review of the dragonfly restaurant in columbus ohio: this isn’t the “granola, flannel” type vegetarian restaurant i’d prefer but more of the “save the rain forest, drive an s.u.v.” kind.

what are you saying idiot box, just the other night i learned that someone commits suicide by jumping from the golden gate bridge on average once every other week.

i got one of the greatest compliments imaginable last week when a coworker told a group “i want a marriage like matthew’s”

the browns may be 4-8 (i’m guessing 4-9 by the time you read this) but put them on monday night football and it will still clear the streets of cleveland.

seeing this makes me want for the time i had as a child to play such silly games:

<2hp 2m 2mv> back smurfette
Your backstab does UNSPEAKABLE things to Smurfette!
Smurfette is DEAD!!
You hear Smurfette's death cry.

natalie: your truck only gets fourteen miles per gallon? that’s more than three dollars a day on gas.
matthew: well, i make more than three dollars a day so i think overall we’re ahead.

a microwave dinner instructed me to wait 2 minutes after cooking before consuming – do you think this was to permit the food to finish cooking or to prevent me from burning my tongue and initiating a lawsuit?

p’s cousin evan wasn’t impressed with how little he could play with p and asked ‘when will he be a real cousin?’

i’m having a real hard time figuring out why bush is getting lots of credit for visiting the troops in iraq. it’s pretty much the least he could do since its his policies that separated the soldiers from their families and given the ridiculously extreme secrecy of the visit you can tell how he truly feels about security in iraq. kudos to him for doing the right thing, but thats about all.

we’re back from our annual thanksgiving trip to atlanta and unlike previous years we didn’t have to wait a few days before feeling the effects of the colds that the cousins always share.