looking to improve your odds in betting for the winner of superbowl xxxviii, nfl gameday is 8-0 in predicting the result.

the custom of handshaking needs to be suspended during cold and flu season.

i was born in missouri and it grates on me to hear people say “i’m from missouri and your going to have to show me”.

i know art is in the eye of the beholder, but is there really demand on this planet for cowboy poetry?

i heard there was a rush on clown fish after the disney movie “finding nemo” which baffles me since the whole story is about a tank of fish attempting escape so they could return home to their families.

i am definitely no longer young and cool. the most recent evidence came when i found myself thinking mötley crüe should simply talk to the devil since chances are pretty good he couldn’t understand their what they were shouting. i guess that this song is even in my collection probably says something too…

for just $347 i can avoid “losing my ass in the market”. i would love to share this valuable information with you but the mailing instructed me that if i did “all hell would break loose” – so, sorry your on your own.

part of the reason we live where we do is because our neighborhood is racially diverse, except of course at the local community center where only whites are allowed to play hockey and blacks basketball.

there really is no end of fun being quasi-fashion aware in a world full of geeks.

after coming back to work from the holidays the bank knows you need a three day weekend – happy martin luther king day.

“viagra babies” is a tagline on this week’s episode of newsweek. i haven’t read the article yet but it seems to me this would be natural selection’s way of suggesting you should keep your genes from swimming in the pool.

i too prefer a fresh bowl but i’m not happy associating myself with john cage going about it.