my wife actually described our son as “not a real superstar on the milestones” because he hasn’t mastered sitting up and rolling over at five months.

if for years a jogger runs the same direction around a track will he end up with one ripped leg and the other atrophied?

i always seem to get stuck in the drive-through behind the one guy who goes to dairy queen for a burger.

i’d have pen pals too, if i got the kind of letters ayun halliday does: “you are sweetly treasured favorite for me like the bay city rollers. i want to have intercourse with you all the time”.

happy presents day!

on a lot of fronts can be a sissy-man, but i’m certain i would get no satisfaction from shifting my truck in to four wheel drive by pressing a button.

kim: there are competing superbowl ads for both the viagras…
matthew: what, does that mean two men are going to take pills, drop their pants at half time and sword fight?

since ethan was born i have been fortunate enough to have mondays off – but that ended today and i already feel a sense of loss.