i used to think poker was a game of skill but last night i played for the first time and was the big winner at the table. i’m embarrassed to admit how i came about winning some of the larger pots and you could say i need to work on my poker face – but did i mention i was the big winner.
previous: March 2004
|idea of the day||2004.03.31|
|idea of the day||2004.03.30|
how come when people site eminem lyrics they don’t quote verses like this from “i’m shady”
i like happy things, i’m really calm and peaceful (uh – huh huh)
i like birds, bees, i like people
i like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (he-he-he)
and before you answer, don’t think i don’t know the next verse.
|idea of the day||2004.03.29|
for two of the past three weeks i’ve been out of the country and while that’s a lot of fun, there is no place like sleeping at home.
|idea of the day||2004.03.26|
when my wife was a teenager and volunteered for charity car washes she was one of the girls on the corner enticing motorists to wash their car. until just now she always thought it was because she had spirit and never realized she was just bait.
seven months ago my son was born. since then i haven’t read a single book and only a few articles from the various periodicals i receive. natalie suggested this as an easy read and billed it as a russian “ender’s game”. she was half right but it was no ender’s game. from the author: i’ve stopped being interested in other people’s opinions, since i realized that other people wouldn’t be interested in me anyway; they wouldn’t be thinking about me but about my photograph, and with the same indifference i feel for other people’s photographs.
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the worst thing about keeping the same job is not tasting the joy and freedom of the two week notice.
|idea of the day||2004.03.24|
listening to someone talk about their drinking is the only thing worse than listening to them talk while drinking.
|idea of the day||2004.03.23|
i’d deny it if you asked me, but i’m more than a little uncomfortable with toys that start playing by themselves.
|idea of the day||2004.03.22|
there is an inverse relationship between an individual’s intelligence and the number of items dangling from their rear view mirror.
|idea of the day||2004.03.19|
actual suggestions from an online baby name generator: uldelahal; gbr; hnder; rtce; ffrterar; nddynn; udooph and yntiniam. not the finest moment for software development.
|idea of the day||2004.03.18|
|idea of the day||2004.03.17|
this pitch from a pan handler almost got me to open my wallet: “i hate to bother you but i’m a homeless person and that’s what the homeless do – they bother people.”