the only thing i can think of to explain wearing a wife beater undershirt is that you must have gotten confused and thought intimidating your neighbors was the primary purpose of the undershirt rather than its true purpose of containing man scent and preventing those nasty underarm stains.

the last time i ate vietnamese food i accidentally rubbed my finger acorss my eye after handling some jalapeno peppers. if you thought that would hurt worse than hell, you would have been right.

at some point in life i became convinced it was virtuous to save plastic cool whip and butter containers instead of throwing them out – this weekend i got over that and pitched ‘em (in to the recycle bin of course…)

turns out the 98% lesbian crowd is as much entertainment as the indigo girls in concert.

“i don’t mind people building empires as long as its us” – the chief architect in my technology space.

yesterday was the thirty-fifth anniversary of the last time the cuyahoga river caught fire. yeah, it happened more than once. isn’t cleveland a glorious place to live.

bill maher did one of the most candid, funny interviews i’ve ever heard – i was so glad to discover that cnn published the full transcript of the larry king interview so i could enjoy it over and over again.

my son slept in with me til 9:30; i got two home made cards and gifts; i found a $20 bill at the grocery store; the sun was shining and the sky was blue – not a bad first father’s day for me.

natalie and i are willing to consume all the carbs that the atkin’s fanatics are passing by.

gesturing left before making a right turn should be sufficient cause for your driver’s license to be revoked.