i’ve lost a bit of that loving feeling now that i’m now longer sitting in my temporary desk at the corner of cube streets ‘champion circle’ and ‘positive attitude place’.

as much as i’d love to watch the pistons knock off the lakers i don’t know if i can bring myself to watch the two hours of time-outs and intentional fouling that make up the last five minutes of every basketball game i’ve ever seen.

one of the most annoying things about public fairs is having to trade dollars for tickets that are required to trade for food.

its going to be uncool getting a repetitive motion injury as a result of responding to corporate email rather than if i were to have developed something like the linux kernel.

i’m all for giving reagan his due, but if his face replaces anyone else’s mug already adorning any of the currency i use i’ll pretty much have to stop using it…

its going to be sad when there are no more living wwii vets around anymore…

it feels all wrong for the stanley cup to end up in tampa bay this year instead of canada. but at least you can be happy for dave andreychuk after 22 years of play.

i found a rabbit’s hole in my front yard when eight to ten baby bunnies fanned out, hopping in all directions from underneath my lawnmower. yeah, thats how i felt too.

the best science fiction i’ve seen lately is in a pizza hut commercial where jessica simpson is portrayed as intellectual.

my son is all about efficiency, now that he can crawl he doesn’t waste any effort getting all on top of something he wants but instead gets just close enough that he stretch way out to reach it.

judging from the speeches of dean and now gore the democrats have been spending too much time listening to rush limbaugh.

i’ve never been a great fan of my last name but i am glad at least its not an english adjective.