the periodic best bumper sticker award goes to: someone else for president.

all the anonymity and joy of illegally parking is gone when you work in the same building as retail auto lease (who can lookup a vehicle’s license plate at will).

changing clothes in the car is pretty much only fun if sex is involved – sorry kj i couldn’t resist…

“there is only one thing worse than fighting with allies and that is fighting without them” -winston churchill, the man who said some of the most amazing things.

i really hate to disrespect the folks i’m sitting with but how can they expect me to remain attentive after the lady at the table behind me exclaims “if i don’t orgasm i will cry”.

i usually save my best ideas for friday… [enjoy listening to crickets chirping here]

do they make miniature chopsticks for the babies in asia or is that what the the long flat spoon is all about?

ripping music from cds borrowed from the library is ridiculously more pleasant (i’m speculating of course) than downloading mp3s online which leads me to believe that people must really not like the library.

i had to dust off my original copy of brendan p. kehoe’s zen and the art of the internet to prove to my wife that i wasn’t acting like a twelve year old girl with a cell phone by beginning an email message with ‘btw’.

twice now the web hosting service at feldt.com has been asked to serve up more than 10,000 requests in a day. the first time was when userfriendly.org linked to boycott city the second was saturday when jason kottke linked to the everyman photo contest.

rest assured, if i were to create a link to your site you wouldn’t even notice.