in honor of the third debate, i’ll digress with one more political observation – from my perspective the only people who could think bush won either of the first two debates have to also believe “i know you are but what am i?” is a strong argument on the playground.

even though i’m generally opposed to it i gave money to the democratic national committee earlier this year – given the alternative of four more years of bush who can blame me. however, the donation didn’t pan out because they have since sent me so many requests for additional contributions that after totaling postage they would be in the hole.

our baby crashed his oversized head in to natalie’s face and gave her quite a nice black eye – at least thats what we’re telling the battered women’s shelter.

i’m allergic to simple people with petty agendas, they cause me to break out in a rash of contempt.

turns out no matter how many times i do it, i forget how bad an idea it is to juice the windows with wiper washer fluid when i’m driving in to the rising sun.

you would have thought my wife missed a call from ed mcmahon announcing her as this year’s winner of the publishers clearinghouse sweepstakes when she scrolled through the caller id and found out gallup attempted to poll us.

driving home last night i saw a semi wedged deep under a bridge and after thinking ‘my day wasn’t so bad’, i considered sticking around just to see how they were going to get the thing out.

alone, even with the assistance of a hand truck, i can’t move a half whiskey barrel full of dirt down a flight of stairs. if you hadn’t already questioned what the hell i was doing, let me further mention that the flight of stairs is indoors.

i’m always encouraged by the ‘good luck’ cheer from a cashier when i buy a lottery ticket.