now is one of the most satisfying times to be a sports fan in cleveland, baseball pre-pre-season.

its always good to find out within the first two minutes of coming home what an asshole you are.

an excerpt from a recent email exemplifies the good judgment i value so much in my friends:

i had a stripper give me her cell phone number. she said she goes on “dates” for $500. i was disappointed when she said “i don’t give guys hand jobs.” five hundred dollars and not even a hand job! i threw the number away.

the ratio of stuffed animals to humans is 15:1 in my house and there is only one child and three adults.

i’m not sure how many more showers it will take to stop feeling dirty after watching two hours of mtv on vacation (one hour of the newlyweds and one hour of my super sweet 16).

since i began posting an idea every day, yesterday was the first time ever i plain forgot to have one.

making decisions would be much easier if i shared w’s black and white perspective of the world.

i was very pleased by how many people in my office didn’t even know it was valentines day until (of course) the lady who got flowers reminded us all.

i’ve discovered that i pretty much only enjoy taking pictures outside and since the winters in cleveland aren’t that hospitable, p’s photo gallery has gotten pretty stale. maybe, check back in the spring.

the beauty of working four ten hour days – taking my son to babies and books on friday.

i hear music mostly through headphones these days and have come to notice i miss the experience of loud music enjoyed out in the open.

the joy of working with information technology professionals is watching them blunder along completely socially unaware…