i’m not happy with the girlscouts now selling their cookies in grocery stores. they should be much harder to acquire especially for those of us who think each box is a single serving.

the clerk, an extremely large, effeminate black man giggled like a school girl while checking me in then said “i can read you like a book”. before he could share his secret a bus full of tourists entered the lobby and either rescued or deprived me from ever learning what this man saw in me.

i prep all the photos i email to friends in the same directory where i review incoming usenet news of the binaries genre – i’m pretty sure this is going to lead to an embarrassing moment at some point in the future…

i wonder if more oreos are enjoyed in ice cream or as tasty sandwich cookies.

i started a new job in north carolina yesterday and while being introduced around one of my coworkers responded to my telling him i was from ohio with “welcome to america”.

i have a feeling working in north carolina is going to be real good for feldt.com

you’d think i was an accountant for enron as excited as i am about our new shredder.

while its always exciting to begin a new opportunity i am going to definitively miss some of my previous coworkers.

it was a lot more exciting taking a pre-employment drug test when i was a teenager.

the arrangement: we pre-pay residential landscaping in cleveland ohio to make sure our driveway is plowed free of snow before 7am and 7pm any time two or more inches of snow falls.

the reality: residential landscaping cashed our check and we shovel our driveway at least twice before they ever come.

last night i saw a formidable new entry for the jaundice keyboard category but i have photo evidence that a former coworker of mine is still leading that race.

a week from today, for the first time in nine years, i will go to work at something other than a bank.

i’d express my happiness about that but i’m already getting criticism for being smug…