i want to work with other information technology professionals who are passionate about proving there is a dramatic difference between the products built on shore versus off.

with all the critical acclaim sin city was still sold short by the critics – if i hadn’t seen the last show of the night i would have stuck around and watched it a second time.

for those of you curious about the bury a saint sell your house deal, here is more information courtesy kim:

when it comes time to sell a house, some homeowners rely on st. joseph, carpenter, earthly father of jesus and, well, earthly real estate agent. a centuries-old tradition claims that burying a statue of st. joseph in the yard helps homes sell faster.

“i thought it was a rather ridiculous superstition,” says binz, a practicing catholic. but a week later, he had an offer and sold the house.

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spring cleaning cleveland styles includes shoveling six inches of snow from your drive and walks.

the next time someone quotes a bible scripture to me i’m going to collect every dr. seuss book, combine them in to a single volume numbering each sentence and then i’ll have a work of fiction to quote from too.

to me, the “do not use swab in ear canal” warning on q-tips is like toilet paper suggesting “do not use between the crack on your ass”

if your still wearing the braces your parents bought for you – then you shouldn’t be smiling in the eyes of your own child.

whether its the brilliance of the flashing lights at night or the clarity of the sunshine during the day i just can’t get bring myself to go to a traveling carnival until after the sun goes down.

i have heard of a custom to bury a statuette of a saint in your front yard to bring about fortune in selling a home – how much more fortune do you think would be mine if i could get the catholics to lend me their dead pope?

in america (or at least the only america a southerner recognizes) the tax man is called a revenuer and is the only person less trusted and more despised than a yankee.

you could definitely make a case favoring the pleasantries of southern hospitality but be careful because that hospitality does not extend itself to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.