i host a friend of mine’s web site the everyman photo contest and get copies of all the photo submissions. its disturbing how apparently intelligent my macintosh mail client seems at classifying most of the worst pictures as junk mail…

to be fair and balanced, after the president’s speech on the war in iraq i watched outfoxed and cried during the bill o’reilly attack on jeremy glick.

back where i belong in the #1 spot google searching feldt.

this weekend i cut my teeth on a fried turkey for the first time and i’ll add my voice to the chorus of folks saying how wicked good it is.

who’s slipping the hallucinogenic pharmaceuticals in to the supreme court’s kool-aid here lately?

i’m not sure if i’m given enough credit for how much effort i’m willing to put in to hating everything.

mad props to enterprise rent-a-car for making the return one slightly damaged rental car a pain free experience.

getting new underwear and socks was such a privilege when i was a kid that i still wrestle with buying them for myself today.

recently a friend of mine was fired from his job for allegedly downloading 6,500 pages of porn in 19 seconds over the corporate network. i can only speculate on why in less than one hour he got his job back but i do know that neither of the obvious reasons (1. the claim is insane or 2. you gotta promote anyone that can download that much anything, let alone porn) were the cause.

twenty-eight minutes in to alien vs. predator the first person died – who was sleeping through the market research for target audience expectations on this one?

what’s the message to your co-workers when you walk out the loo without washing your hands?