npr re-broadcast a garrison
keillor joke show from april 2004
which reminded me a lot of the campy humor that appealed to my grandfather so much.
here are the couple jokes which
struck me as funny:
the blonde was so proud because she finished a puzzle in 52 days that said “2-3 years”
what is forty feet long and smells like urine?
line dancing at the nursing home.
they’re taking out all the k-marts in
iraq and putting in targets.
what would you call it when an italian breaks his arm?
a speech impediment.
pentagon officials now believe they have found osama bin laden because he has found a place in which to hide where you can buy
your way in no one will remember you were there, and you have no obligations: the texas air national guard.