“if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, i think we really ought to go ahead and do it… it’s a whole lot cheaper than starting a war, and i don’t think any oil shipments will stop. this man is a terrific danger, and this is in our sphere of influence.” -pat robertson, founder of the christian coalition.

“this is even more threatening to hemispheric stability than the flash of a breast on television during a ball game” -jesse jackson, calling for an investigation by the federal communications commission

thanks to jesse for keeping it real