newborn at home, nasty cold, i’m pretty much immune to any other insanity occurring.

for all the naive pet owner’s who say “don’t worry my dog won’t bite” even as their dog snarls and barks at me, i’d like to remind them that if i exercised my right in north carolina to concealed carry, biting me could be the last thing their dog ever did…

my wife will unwrap things, even within six inches of the trash and somehow not dispose of the wrapper. i’m not making this up, its an official, certified, measurement.

i still have a hard time imaging myself as someone’s parent, but arbitrating a “mine” shout-fest between two two-year olds is one of those events thats makes it hard to deny.

parental amnesia can be the only explanation for second children…

i appreciate the bitch slapping i got from my friends for creating a wmv movie file. you can be sure it won’t happen again.

twenty minutes after posting friday’s idea about enjoying my last weekend caring for only one kid, natalie came in to the office saying she thought we were having a baby. by 7:41am, she was proved right…

this could be my last weekend as a single parent, meaning i’m the parent of only a single kid.

years ago a friend of mine with kids was advocating the benefits of wet baby wipes for adult usage and i mostly scoffed at him. now that we have wet wipes in every bathroom of the house i have to join the chorus singing their praises.

a seed had sprouted within me that said iraq is going to be ok until being killed this morning when the media decided to break its coverage of a singular event and report all the world news.

there are not words in the english language capable of describing the incompetence that exists at bellsouth.

dodge service dept: mr. feldt, would you be interested in a new dakota. we have some great deals going on now.
me: if your saying my truck with under a hundred thousand miles isn’t worth servicing, i don’t think i’ll be in the market for another dodge any time soon.

three thousand dollars and a week later i’ve finally got my truck back…