newborn at home, nasty cold, i’m pretty much immune to any other insanity occurring.
previous: September 2005
|idea of the day||2005.09.30|
|idea of the day||2005.09.29|
for all the naive pet owner’s who say “don’t worry my dog won’t bite” even as their dog snarls and barks at me, i’d like to remind them that if i exercised my right in north carolina to concealed carry, biting me could be the last thing their dog ever did…
|idea of the day||2005.09.28|
my wife will unwrap things, even within six inches of the trash and somehow not dispose of the wrapper. i’m not making this up, its an official, certified, measurement.
|idea of the day||2005.09.27|
i still have a hard time imaging myself as someone’s parent, but arbitrating a “mine” shout-fest between two two-year olds is one of those events thats makes it hard to deny.
|idea of the day||2005.09.21|
parental amnesia can be the only explanation for second children…
|idea of the day||2005.09.20|
i appreciate the bitch slapping i got from my friends for creating a wmv movie file. you can be sure it won’t happen again.
|idea of the day||2005.09.19|
twenty minutes after posting friday’s idea about enjoying my last weekend caring for only one kid, natalie came in to the office saying she thought we were having a baby. by 7:41am, she was proved right…
|idea of the day||2005.09.16|
this could be my last weekend as a single parent, meaning i’m the parent of only a single kid.
|idea of the day||2005.09.15|
years ago a friend of mine with kids was advocating the benefits of wet baby wipes for adult usage and i mostly scoffed at him. now that we have wet wipes in every bathroom of the house i have to join the chorus singing their praises.
|idea of the day||2005.09.14|
a seed had sprouted within me that said iraq is going to be ok until being killed this morning when the media decided to break its coverage of a singular event and report all the world news.
|idea of the day||2005.09.13|
there are not words in the english language capable of describing the incompetence that exists at bellsouth.
|idea of the day||2005.09.12|
dodge service dept: mr. feldt, would you be interested in a new dakota. we have some great deals going on now.
me: if your saying my truck with under a hundred thousand miles isn’t worth servicing, i don’t think i’ll be in the market for another dodge any time soon.
three thousand dollars and a week later i’ve finally got my truck back…