the hardest part of living with and being me is that i don’t think perfect is good enough.

we’ve had some trouble selling our house in cleveland but given my extreme good fortune i think its an additional sign of global warming and cleveland is destined to be the place to be when the oceans rise and the everything south of st. louis becomes uninhabitable.

postauricular cutaneous advancement flap for helical rim reconstruction part ii.

happy thanksgiving!

the report of hickory nuts slamming in to our deck after falling hundreds of feet from the tree top gives me the impression someone could be killed if one of these nuts finds a soft spot in their skull.

consider yourself warned.

q: do you think 53gb of porn is a lot?

a: for one night.

sunday night 11pm, boondocks on cartoon network, south park ridiculing tom cruise on comedy central – what’s a boy to do?

thanks to s. clownly for providing me with the perfect pronoun for referencing individual plebes in the allergic to reality horde.

the pronoun is asshat.

a delicate friend of mine asked for a warning if the following exhibit was going to be tough to stomach. but this same “friend” is also the one who exposed me – without warning i might add – to a video of a woman servicing a horse. a video that haunts me to this day. so, all i’ve got to say is enter at your own risk.

postauricular cutaneous advancement flap for helical rim reconstruction part i.

this is the 666th idea i’ve posted – and even though i’m not religious, i’ve seen the omen and shudder at this number.

by the end of the day i will be a fraction of myself.

setting: a woman is walking up and down the aisle of coach on an international flight trying to comfort a distraught baby.
passenger-1: those of us who have chosen not to have kids shouldn’t have to put up with this.
passenger-2: its unfortunate your mother didn’t feel the same way.

i hope we’ll have more of passenger-2 than passenger-1 when for the first time we take both kids on a flight in a couple of weeks.