gone eating – be back at the first of next year…

from the “your government keeping you safe” department:

attorney general gonzales and homeland security secretary chertoff say we won’t be as safe without renewing the patriot act – i say, laws schmaws, who’s adhering to them anyway?

the u.s. treasury department has prohibited cuba from playing in the inaugural world baseball classic – can you imagine what would become of democracy if the cubans were to take the world title of the american past time?

my brother suggested i get my daughter’s ears pierced to overcome the confusion we’ve created by dressing her only in hand-me-down boy clothes. i think instead i’ll get her tongue and navel pierced and then she won’t be able to shock me with that trick when she reaches her teens…

i always think of someone who says the same thing over and over again that they are really working to convince them self of the lie they are telling – its even more sad when the culprit is the president of the country and the lie has been going on for more than four years…

if a mist bottle was engaged in the struggle to tame your hair for secondary school pictures then i’m quite intimate with your pain.

i’ve discovered, based on the number of small consumable items at this price, that merchants have determined $3.75 is the amount an american will spend without a second thought.

if realtors worked as hard to sell my house as they do to solicit the listing it would have probably sold long before now…

searching for porn at work has got to be one of the top three ways to suggest you’d like to change jobs.

what i know about the execution of tookie williams – it doesn’t bring any of the victims back and everyone on the side opposing capital punishment certainly appeared more enlightened.

when i was young i begrudgingly measured other’s affluence by their annual ski trips and cleaning services. having both now myself, i’m gleefully trying to figure out how i got so lucky!

it can’t be good for your long term health to spend too much time in clothes with spandex waistlines.

after waiting four years for them to recover i finally sold $20,000 worth of stock for $3,000. i’m also listing a house i bought five years ago for about the same price i paid for it back then. so just let me know if i can help you with any of your financial planning…