gone eating – be back at the first of next year…
previous: December 2005
|idea of the day||2005.12.23|
|idea of the day||2005.12.22|
from the “your government keeping you safe” department:
attorney general gonzales and homeland security secretary chertoff say we won’t be as safe without renewing the patriot act – i say, laws schmaws, who’s adhering to them anyway?
the u.s. treasury department has prohibited cuba from playing in the inaugural world baseball classic – can you imagine what would become of democracy if the cubans were to take the world title of the american past time?
|idea of the day||2005.12.21|
my brother suggested i get my daughter’s ears pierced to overcome the confusion we’ve created by dressing her only in hand-me-down boy clothes. i think instead i’ll get her tongue and navel pierced and then she won’t be able to shock me with that trick when she reaches her teens…
|idea of the day||2005.12.20|
i always think of someone who says the same thing over and over again that they are really working to convince them self of the lie they are telling – its even more sad when the culprit is the president of the country and the lie has been going on for more than four years…
|idea of the day||2005.12.19|
if a mist bottle was engaged in the struggle to tame your hair for secondary school pictures then i’m quite intimate with your pain.
|idea of the day||2005.12.16|
i’ve discovered, based on the number of small consumable items at this price, that merchants have determined $3.75 is the amount an american will spend without a second thought.
|idea of the day||2005.12.15|
if realtors worked as hard to sell my house as they do to solicit the listing it would have probably sold long before now…
|idea of the day||2005.12.14|
searching for porn at work has got to be one of the top three ways to suggest you’d like to change jobs.
|idea of the day||2005.12.13|
what i know about the execution of tookie williams – it doesn’t bring any of the victims back and everyone on the side opposing capital punishment certainly appeared more enlightened.
|idea of the day||2005.12.12|
when i was young i begrudgingly measured other’s affluence by their annual ski trips and cleaning services. having both now myself, i’m gleefully trying to figure out how i got so lucky!
|idea of the day||2005.12.09|
it can’t be good for your long term health to spend too much time in clothes with spandex waistlines.
|idea of the day||2005.12.08|
after waiting four years for them to recover i finally sold $20,000 worth of stock for $3,000. i’m also listing a house i bought five years ago for about the same price i paid for it back then. so just let me know if i can help you with any of your financial planning…