borrowing from my more clever friends:

$0 for crap, still leaves you with crap.

for the first time since its inception i did not complete my scorecard for the everyman photo contest, but sixteen other judges did and even without my help managed to pick some of the best shots submitted to 2005′s best amateur photo contest.

i did not expect sleeping with my head turned to the wrong side for two weeks to break me down like i suffered some medieval asian torture.