i have to say i’m with the side that thinks shooting a pope (four times, no less) is a crime worthy of keeping a guy off the streets for life, but mehmet ali agca proves it wasn’t.

its bad to have a wife at home, because they’ll watch oprah and learn things like this:

every married woman should check their husband’s browser history and be progressively concerned if:

1) their husband is viewing pornography
2) their husband is viewing gay pornograpy
3) their husband is clearing the browser cache

my life has become the ethan edition of no david.

in place of organized religion, i find deep spiritual meaning for my life in the song selection of my ipod shuffle.

i work with mostly men, so when a woman in our office sent out a company wide email recommending a facial it created quite a stir before someone suggested she might be referring to a cosmetic treatment.

i’ve been critical of bush in the past, but i have to give him credt – he’s done a heckuva job proving that you don’t have to have sexual relations out of wedlock to fuck everyone.

a few days after i made the comment o’reilly had resorted to soft porn to market their head first design patterns book – the same girl turns up on the vagisil web site complaining of itching and smelling you know where…

yesterday i wanted to open the year up with some dazzling new idea and pretty much choked – you could even argue i’ve choked twice after reading this post.