i like when people try to compare the cost of their products to the price of a daily cup of coffee. the analogy always breaks down the same way – coffee is an extremely luxurious treat and would most likely be enjoyed even if the price were higher, the comparing product, not so much.

its hard to imagine a doctor’s lobby as a pleasant and an inviting atmosphere. but if you find a young, attractive female with an arm full of fresh flowers pressed up to her breast bending over here and there to place the cuttings in tall clear vases, thats what you get.

the saddest thing about not having any dreams is the certainty of knowing you will never celebrate their fruition.

i recently heard about a study that claimed it could predict a marriage would end in divorce by observing five minutes of a couple discussing a contentious issue. the predictor was either party displaying contempt.

obviously, i’m greatly concerned by these findings since i can’t say “good day” without contempt.

given the number of times i’ve been crazy pissed by the idiot on the other end of a customer service call i may need to learn some indian curse words so i can properly bridge the culture gap now that mumbai is handling most of the calls.

continuing the latest spree of quotes, an email signature:

if you’re not pissing some people off, you’re just not living.

if you’re not getting pissed off once in a while, you’re just not paying attention.

mohammed reza taheri-azar ran down nine people on the campus of the university of north carolina protesting the united states government’s actions around the world. the incident has not been referred to as terrorism but signs at the student rally today accurately stated: “it is what it is”.

matthew quoting reese witherspoon quoting june carter: i’m just trying to matter.

online dungeons and dragons or a life, online dungeons and dragons or a life…

i used to pride myself on petty, selfish and demanding behaviors but having children has taught me that i have much to do in mastering these traits.

if i find one more single with “album only” where “buy song” belongs it will sting a bit to begin boycotting apple’s itunes music store.