my day was appropriately capped off when i got in the tub to give my son a bath – as he climbed in he stopped to sit on the edge of the tub and then peed in to the water where i was sitting.

colbert made the time 100: the people who shape our world.

i wish the zacarias moussaoui verdict was a greater reflection of our humanity than of how little he had to do with the 9/11 attacks.

my spam portfolio is only down $130 the first day but i’m expecting a strong friday…

i’m late posting today because last night i was busy buying stocks. it just got to be too tempting to pass on all the wonderful deals generous people i don’t know kept telling me about. plus, the nigerian prince thing worked out so well and these companies are “pink sheet” listings, which i know just has to be good.

uh oh, maybe i should have looked up pink sheets on wikipedia before i bought…

true to my promise to convert this site to a stephen colbert adoration club, here is a transcript of every lovely word from his keynote at the 2006 white house correspondents dinner.

in case you need an appetizer: “oh, they’re just rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. first of all, that is a terrible metaphor. this administration is not sinking. this administration is soaring. if anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the hindenburg!”

stephen colbert proved himself the ballsiest man alive last saturday night at the white house correspondents’ dinner.

i’m seriously considering converting my entire site to a colbert fan/groupie club.

today is “el gran paro americano 2006″ ( “the great american boycott 2006″) or “un dia sin immigrante” (“a day without an immigrant”) and i am totally inspired by these folks doing something to voice their concerns about what’s going wrong in this country.