continuing the week of recycled content – survey says fox news viewers are more stupid. its your obligation to let them know.

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oh shit, hijacking a macbook in 60 seconds or less

i wonder if there are any physicians out there interested in studying a subject on an all sugar diet because right now, i don’t even think gummi bear sundae with chocolate sauce on it sounds too bad.

its not easy being my friend. don’t believe me? just look at what one of my former best friends thought of it.

august 1st marked the one year anniversary of buying our house in north carolina. i can’t say its the one year anniversary of moving in to the house because in spite of selling us the place the original owner didn’t move out.

is there a protocol for adjusting a handshake if one of the participants gets the half hand noodle grip?

the most upset i get with my kids is when they spit, spill, or otherwise soil me. not because i mind if they make messes so much, i only mind them getting it on me.