somewhere between highly scalable, enterprise applications and web sites for your dog has to be the sweet spot of software development – too bad all the requirements i seem to get are the edge cases.

to this day i get a contact high every time i hear the opening of pink floyd’s money.

i think i’m a few spam messages away from completely giving up on email.

<obligatoryQualifier>i love my kids</obligatoryQualifier>, but this year i gave thanks for four days without them.

there aint much about carving a turkey that doesn’t make being a vegetarian look attractive.

the pentagon has obviously been talking to president bush for too long – see joe go big, see joe go long and see joe go home.

good grief.

i can’t credit the quote but the critic who said: “if you thought march of the penguins needed dance tunes you’ll like this movie“ nailed it…

a friend suggested my post yesterday was incorrect, that:

“its all fun and games until someone gets an eye out”

is actually:

“its all fun and games until someone LOSES an eye”

i say to him, in our house, we play for keeps.

it may be early to make the call, but there hasn’t been much evidence that ethan is headed towards athletic prodigy – except maybe for a pitching arm. just ask my friend who took a six inches of horns and claws on a plastic dinosaur directly to the eye from six feet. proving once again “its all fun and games until someone gets an eye out”.

my friend who was in town over the weekend took great glee in observing all the ways my life has become completely mainstream knowing how much that would cut me.

worse yet is that i am without ideas on how to change it…

best cheer of the game last night goes to:

we want another spleen!

a reference to the first spleen carolina forced to be removed from tampa bay starting quarterback chris simms in their previous meeting this season.

popping my live monday night football cherry later this evening…