does anyone know how to do this?

i think i got myself in to some trouble talking smack about the number of credit card apps i get a year when someone as goofy as me overhead and agreed to a count-off.

i’d been leading all year until just recently and if i lose i got to convert all these freaking apps in to an origami trophy…

given that the republican party hasn’t gotten anything else right, i can only assume their prediction of carrying the house and senate will result in these last two undecided senate seats going democrat and a small margin of my faith in people of this country will be restored.

this past week would have been a good time to be a religious man.

bright rays of the light, say the radiance of jesus’ love or the glow of the moon have been pouring through a sky light in our bathroom illuminating my sink, or rather altar and cistern of holy water leaving an imaginative mind to ponder what great purpose have i been callen to?

why does every information protection “professional” believe their responsibility begins and ends with shitting on everything?

we were a little late cleaning up our language and now have to teach ethan there are some things that are better not said.

“i’m not saying fucking bullshit, i’m not saying it”

unfortunately, he is really proud about not saying it too. yea?

if you meet a family where both parents work and they have more than two kids you can be sure that the extra kids are there solely because the parents needed cause to find time for the “making” part of having babies.

reason says if you put enough candy in front of a child they will ultimately become satisfied or sick and stop eating on their own.

ethan on halloween has proven that theory false.