its nice working at a health conscious company because your coworkers would never think of letting you miss the chick-fil-a free breakfast entree special.

3/7 chick-n-minis 270 calories, 11g fat 17% dv
3/14 chicken, egg & cheese bagel 500 calories, 20g fat 31% dv
3/21 chicken burrito 410 calories, 16g fat 25% dv
3/28 chick-n-minis 270 calories, 11g fat 17% dv

you really can find out everything on the internet: how to perform your own tongue bifurcation

i’ve jazzed up or jacked up the image galleries.

let me know what you think.

the captain is starting to lean on me to produce his origami trophy after losing the 2006 unsolicited credit card application challenge.

i can’t decide which is more intimidating, the captain’s:

i know a guy…

or this review of the complete book of origami:

most of the pieces will not be possible from ordinary paper but will require either foil or very thin bank weight paper to work well. wet folding would also be suitable for some of the models…

i tend to despise whats fashionable and in this town there isn’t anything as fashionable as despising duke. all things duke.

you know what, i’m just going to be a sheep on this one – duke sucks!

natalie and i often consider having more kids, but inevitably the conversations end up something like this:

natalie: i’m not sure i’m passionate enough about being a parent to go through the effort of adopting.
me: i’m not sure if i could put up with everything the kid would do if they weren’t biologically mine.
natalie: maybe the ones we have are only hard to put up with because they are yours.


the planet should applaud our decision to have only two children.

when they closed the canyons and we couldn’t get up in to the mountains i thought that was the worst thing that could happen on the annual ski pilgrimage. but that was before the dining atrocity at the taste of saigon in park city.