what even sadder than knowing the guys i mentioned yesterday is that i’m craving the blog entries like they’re craving the iphone and i’m jealous i’m not there…

its sad, but i have to admit to knowing at least two of the first twelve chumps sleeping on the street to be the first on their block to get an iphone.

it makes zero sense to promote hand washing in a bathroom where you have to pull the door handle to leave…

when i was a child holidays and birthdays were always the most stressful and disappointing times of the year.

as a result, i’m not the most festive person you’ll meet but now that my insurance company, borders reward card and bank all send me spam on my birthday i can see that all changing!

for the first time in my life there is the slightest hitch in my standard rush to judgment. granted its so slight as to not have any effect on curbing any subsequent behavior or words but the seed is there…

i recently got the results from a physical i had done as part of completing a travel visa application. the results came back as all well.

i had expected much worse and now feel almost encouraged on my all fat, sugar and caffeine diet…

i love everyone in my family and spending time with each of them individually. but something about all of them at once overwhelms me…

there are a lot of valid reasons to dislike starbucks but i have to say – no other chain i visit provides as consistent and cheerful customer services as starbucks does.

i have written five different ideas for today and deleted them all because i lack what i respect most in good authors…

i can’t even describe what that is because, as i just mentioned, i lack that particular talent…

you’ve been slighted an idea of the day while i’m moving in to my new macbook pro.

we’d gotten used to sharing our house with ants, you know because if you live in the south, everyone has ants.

but i don’t think its a coincidence that shortly after and ever since we got rid of our insect and pest service the ants have completely gone away…