its a good thing little girls start out with a bonus +2 dexterity because it seems every piece of clothing designed for them is intended to hinder crawling, climbing, running and jumping.

andrew speaker, the guy from georgia trotting around the globe in the sealed beakers we call air planes carrying with him a drug resistant strain of tuberculosis, should be very, very glad my wife doesn’t have anything to determining if he should face prosecution or not.

a week ago today i posted my one thousandth idea. i didn’t mark the occasion then because i didn’t have anything smart to say about it.

a week later, nothing has changed.

i have never understood the appeal of the glamor shot except amongst those who aspire to star in adult film.

so i’m totally baffled by the spouse or parent who cheerfully displays their family member’s latent ambitions to all their coworkers.