are you $*ck!#& kidding me?!?

“i must say, i’m a little envious. if i were slightly younger and not employed here, i think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed.

it must be exciting for you … in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger.”

-george walker bush, from reuters

i’m certain with all the recent changes to u.s. military recruiting policies we can make room for him to take this romantic journey…