i was in gamestop yesterday seeking narcotics to help distract me from everything going on in the news. i rapped with the shopkeeper for quite a while about which titles possessed the greatest hypnotic affect and ultimately landed on two. grand theft auto san andreas to vent anger and frustration and kingdom hearts for simple, pure escapism.

at checkout the shopkeeper gave me, what i consider, one of the greatest compliment i’ve ever…

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