it was never my intention to end up living in the south so when my father asked if my children spoke with a southern drawl i could only respond – “there is an unspoken rule in my family, if any of my children start sounding like cast members from gone with the wind, we are gone with the wind.”
previous: May 2009
| gone with the wind | 2009.05.27 |
| red shirt anomaly | 2009.05.26 |
i’m only about fifty percent satisfied with the pictures i take until i remind myself that i’m usually trying to photograph something while watching or playing jungle gym to my three and five year old kids.
i had noticed this view earlier and as the ferry blew its horn signaling its departure there was an unexpected break in tourists about. so i asked natalie to watch the kids and scrambled back to take this picture.
i was feeling quite happy with myself that i had pulled off this little composed shot when out of nowhere this woman in a red sweater appears, as if transported there.
as every avid trekkie knows, a red shirt on an away mission never lasts til the next commercial break and i was certain this one would not either. but i was disappointed to see her lingering in my periphery, then doubly disappointed when she walked right in to my shot, and ultimately ill when she escaped the park grounds with no orca whale having jumped from the puget sound to engulf her.
| tip of my hat, wag of my finger | 2009.05.22 |
following the style of the colbert report’s “tip of my hat, wag of my finger”…
a tip of my hat to barbara walters for being a class act and treating her guest like a person even though he is self-admittedly dishonest, incompetent and without conviction.
and a wag of my finger to dick cheney who had nothing to say, at least nothing honest, for eight years while he was in public service, but now that he is a retired curmudgeon can’t keep his pie hole shut.
a wag of my finger to my wife natalie, who told me a surprising story from a patient visit today and then immediately added “you can’t post this on your website”.
and a wag of my finger to myself for teasing you with my wife’s story and not sharing it with you…
| gallery updates | 2009.05.21 |
latest picture of logan: mt. constitution, moran state park, orcas island
latest picture of ethan: at boulder river #734
| vanilla news network | 2009.05.19 |
it would be a sad, thirsty lot that invented a drinking game based on spotting a person of color in a fox news live studio audience.
| medina (dad’s) beach | 2009.05.18 |
there’s a short, somewhat steep hill descent from the parking lot to medina beach. logan didn’t measure her enthusiasm for getting to the water appropriately and ended up skinning her knee running down the hill and for the rest of the week she asked everyone to look at the “ouchie” she got at “dad’s beach”.
its “dad’s beach” because i swam here nearly every day of summer from the ages of ten through twelve. its also the last place i remember feeling like a kid. when we left medina, we moved to crossroads and i started junior high school not knowing a soul. i was a dorky looking kid, with crazy out of control curly hair, glasses and good grades. the worst possible combination for the new kid in school.
so, to adjust i rapidly went to work toughening up my image. by the beginning of eighth grade i had become well known as one of the most rowdy kids in school. my friends at that time weren’t known to keep regular attendance at school or to come calling at conventional hours or through the conventional front door. my bedroom was in the basement, far from my mother’s bedroom and had the perfect window for teenagers to jump through. this was a perfect arrangement for me and the dozens of kids who were routinely entering my room all through the night. only our next door neighbor seemed to mind.
he had talked to my mom, confronted a few kids in transit and scowled at me when we met at the mailbox but nothing changed the activity level at my window. finally one night three of my friends were coming to the window when they snagged their feet on string that was wired up to a bunch of aluminum cans and pie pans. as soon as the cans and pans started clanging a huge spotlight went on and the neighbor jumped out of the bushes with a camera and started taking pictures. seems he thought we were dealing drugs out the window and he was going to catch us red handed.
i never got to see his pictures, but the expression on his face when my friends passed him by, jumped in my window and entered my room, in spite of the booby trap, is a look i don’t need a photograph to recall.
| property of… | 2009.05.15 |
so very’s pretty girl is apparently a triplet. i met the third sister in this amazing set of women while attending compulsory corporate compliance training.
i got plenty of time to enjoy her stunning appearance as the class was dull and pretty girl chose to sit in the seat next to me. as stunning as the girl herself was the diamond of gibraltar on her left ring finger.
in between blinking away the spots burned in to my eyes i realized she was given the ring both for her own enjoyment and to leave an impression on me. even with compromised vision i could read clearly the “i’m taken” message the ring was casting on the ceiling.
in fact the ring was so ostentatious that i have to believe mr. pretty is not so secure in his relationship…
| mosquito bait | 2009.05.14 |
after returning to north carolina, it took only one dusky evening of being ravaged by mosquitoes for ethan to ask “when are we returning to new zealand?”
| top six | 2009.05.13 |
the graphic below represents confirmed cases of human infection of the h1n1 (swine flu) virus reported to the cdc. do you notice anything unusual about the map?

i would argue this is the first time that west viriginia; mississippi; arkansas; north dakota; wyoming and alaska have together topped the u.s. chart in a desirable category.
| happy mother’s what | 2009.05.12 |
if you didn’t catch the comedy from this year’s white house corespondent’s dinner, here’s a taste from barack obama to send you off to your favorite torrent search:
[rahm] emanuel is having a hard time with mother’s day. he’s not used to saying the word ‘day’ after ‘mother’
| transitive property of bald | 2009.05.11 |
i’m a bald buy.
a balding guy sits down in front of us but lets us know he’s real small when he sits.
natalie figures sitting next to me, she can say “i’m more worried about your big hair”.
i say this is the equivalent to me going to a movie with a brother and calling the guy in front of us the n-word.
natalie thinks my analogy is illogical. obviously, we took in was the new star trek film.
| bolder river #734 |
i’m a sucker for temptation. i’m a sucker for a challenge.
these are not the best traits to bring to the task of parenting.
when we got to the falls on the boulder river trail there was a huge log suspended on a rock just begging to be knocked off.
we of course didn’t want our five or three year old to get too close to the creek so i had to control the impulse to climb out on the rocks and attempt to free the log.
but surveying the situation i can envision a day when ethan comes home soaking wet, clothes in ruin after falling in a river trying to do something stupid like dislodge a water logged stump perched on a rock in a surging mountain river.
his mom will ask “what was he thinking” and i’ll have the answer, but it won’t be the one she wants, because i too can only imagine one thing to do when being confronted with this temptation…


