for forty two years folks have been walking along the durham tobacco trail and encountering a gigantic dinosaur in the woods just off the trail.
i can remember the first time i saw this dinosaur through the winter trees how excited i was. silly things like giant dinosaur statues loose in the wild are guaranteed to bring out a smile in me.
the dinosaur had certainly suffered out in the elements but it seems high school graduation was the death of it. as i’ve mentioned before, i was a bit rowdy and stupid when i was a teenager, but even all my friends and i would have known what a low-brow prank this was.

Ahhh, very similar to the first season of “The Simpsons” when Bart cuts off the head of Jebediah Springfield’s statue. I believe pitchforks and torches were brought out by the townsfolk in response.
there is much wisdom to be found in the simpsons….