the past week its been raining on and off so i’ve been kept from mountain biking in the woods and forced to work out at the gym.

while watching my fellow exercise enthusiasts i’ve decided i am very thankful not to be single but if i were, the gym is certainly a place you can learn a lot about some one (unfortunately mostly bad).

you don’t even need to be intuitive to know that the sacha baron cohen look alike with his shorts pulled up too high, groaning every few seconds like a female tennis pro in a drawn out rally on the elliptical runner is best avoided.

and the short, tiny asian girl who mocks the standard inclined curl by doing leg raises at the same time is certainly worth approaching, but only with extreme courtesy and caution…