we were in a gift shop in our favorite colorado town, ouray, and found a couple of t-shirts for the kids that we liked but they were very expensive.

i told natalie that shops like this usually discount items if you get a bunch of stuff and since our hands were full of other trinkets i was sure they’d cut us a deal.

when we got to the counter and i asked “do you have a discount for buying two t-shirts”

the lady looked at me coolly and said “we don’t have a discount for buying one hundred t-shirts”